Sunday, October 08, 2006
From the Satirical Political Report's Don Davis
10. If your own son was drafted to serve in Iraq, would you favor “cut and run,” or “sprint like Willie Horton being chased by the Klan?”
9. If Bush required you to pay more taxes to finance the Iraqi war, which timetable for withdrawal would you support: 3 to 5 years, or the 6:44 out of Fallujah?
8. Would you back Bush’s warrantless spying on international communications, if he was monitoring your phone-sex calls to Hot Nymphs in the Netherlands?
7. How would you feel about prayer in the schools — if Muslims just obtained a majority on your local school board?
6. Should the schools also teach the theory of Intelligent Design, even though it’s likely that, as with most designers, this one was also gay?
5. Would you vote to ban abortion, if you just found out your teenage daughter got knocked up by the Mexican gardener?
4. Would you still favor public posting of The Ten Commandments, even if it’s interpreted to ban the worship of American Idol?
3. If your job and benefits get outsourced to Bangalore, would you still consider national health insurance a communist plot?
2. Would you still be anti-union, after your supervisor at Wal-Mart limits you to one bathroom trip per day, and you have to pay for your own toilet paper?
1. Would habeas corpus seem a bit more important to you after you fall asleep in the tanning bed, and get mistaken for one of Osama’s five dozen “No. 2’s.”
10. If your own son was drafted to serve in Iraq, would you favor “cut and run,” or “sprint like Willie Horton being chased by the Klan?”
9. If Bush required you to pay more taxes to finance the Iraqi war, which timetable for withdrawal would you support: 3 to 5 years, or the 6:44 out of Fallujah?
8. Would you back Bush’s warrantless spying on international communications, if he was monitoring your phone-sex calls to Hot Nymphs in the Netherlands?
7. How would you feel about prayer in the schools — if Muslims just obtained a majority on your local school board?
6. Should the schools also teach the theory of Intelligent Design, even though it’s likely that, as with most designers, this one was also gay?
5. Would you vote to ban abortion, if you just found out your teenage daughter got knocked up by the Mexican gardener?
4. Would you still favor public posting of The Ten Commandments, even if it’s interpreted to ban the worship of American Idol?
3. If your job and benefits get outsourced to Bangalore, would you still consider national health insurance a communist plot?
2. Would you still be anti-union, after your supervisor at Wal-Mart limits you to one bathroom trip per day, and you have to pay for your own toilet paper?
1. Would habeas corpus seem a bit more important to you after you fall asleep in the tanning bed, and get mistaken for one of Osama’s five dozen “No. 2’s.”
# posted by Raf C. @ 11:01 AM 
