Saturday, August 19, 2006
Split CNN in Three different outlets
split CNN into three channels (and for the purpose of our argument, we're ignoring the wretched CNN Headline News that actually exists)? There would be CNN News, covering only things that verifiably happened, CNN Rumor, which would cover only airport terror alerts (until they abruptly disappeared) and stuck landing gear incidents, and CNN Blonde, for all coverage of JonBenet Ramsey, Natalee Hollaway, and "Runaway Bride" type cases.
# posted by Raf C. @ 9:22 AM 
